OMG I GOT A CARD FROM DOMINO’S SAYING I WAS ONE OF THE CLIENTS WHO MOST ORDERED PIZZA IN 2012 THEY’RE GIVING ME A FREE PIZZA FOR THAT I’M DYING IT HAS MY NAME WRITTEN WITH A GLITTERY PEN AND EVERYTHING OMG I’M DYING OMG
i’ve just realized that it is my biggest achievement of the year
This is really not okay.
I think some people fail to realize that men can be sexually assaulted, too, and not just by other men. This girl shoves him against the wall and slaps him three fucking times when he pushes her away. Heck, he has to push her away twice before she backs off for a moment. Then she goes right back to kissing him.
If the genders were reversed, everyone on this site would be flipping a shit. And if anyone dares to tell me that it’s different when a girl does it to a guy, I will personally write you a three-page essay on why it is still not okay.
Thank you for this.
I HAD A DATE LAST NIGHT AND WHEN HE CAME TO PICK ME UP MY ROOMMATES DRESSED UP AS MY PARENTS aND QUESTtiONED and THREATEnED HIM, AND I DIDn’T EVEN KNOW WE HAD A PICK-AXE??? I’MM CRYINGGG.
ginger ale kitkats
green tea kitkats
potato kitkats
vegetable kitkats!!!
corn kitkats
soy sauce kitkats?!!?!
sweet potato kitkats
watermelon kitkats
are you telling me i could have a varied meal that consists entirely of kitkats
willy wonka would be so proud
